We were well umm you figure it out and I missed and blew her eye out. Any ideas' as to how to explain this to friends and family ?
2006-11-21 03:32:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well, i guess she'll probably think it's a blessing...now she doesn't have to see your stupid a*s*s!! Just tell them it was a failed suicide attempt! If they know you at all, they will understand..!
2006-11-21 03:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Explain to your family that you were really craving punanny pie, even though its a bit before Thanksgiving, anyway tell them as she was preparing the punanny, the silver bullet, new kinda mixer slipped out of the moist, wet bowl and flew into the air and landed on her eye, causing her eye to be injured.
Oh, enjoy the new orifice your wife now has, Now you won't have to miss, since you can slide it right in. LOL
2006-11-21 03:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by Premo Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 08:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bad is it? did she go to the doctor?
tell them that you love her, you love her alot and very often and in new creative and loving ways. tell them you are trying for a baby and that you are not discussing anymore about it.
tell them that you wife loves loves loves all of you and likes to take and up close look and gets too close sometimes.
i dont know but be creative and then cut the coversation off and begin a new one.
2006-11-21 03:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by porsha226 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think....if you just poked your wife's Eye out.....you would be more concerned about her, and taking care of her, than you would be about writing on here, or what you might tell your family!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 03:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her mum she was about to give you great head but you got over-excited and now she may be blinded. She'll take it well i'm sure. lol
2006-11-21 03:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be felony spousal abuse. You will have many years to think about your mistake.
2006-11-21 03:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by rac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What were you doing you said? I did not get that part.
2006-11-21 03:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by Zolex1981 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope she hit you back ! UHM use your imagination on how she could do this !
2006-11-21 03:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Back Off Jack ! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it, she still has one left.
2006-11-21 03:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋