2006-11-21 02:55:01 · 9 answers · asked by Vosot 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Where do I begin
People always use these cheesy lines as the worse, but at least those guys are trying to be a little creative and different. The worse one I heard like that is "When are you going to invite me over to your house for dinner" (WTH?)
Then there are the ones that don't even bother trying. The #1 WORST one of those is
"PSSSSSSSST"
WHYOWHYOWHY.. what is that exactly? Does it ever work? I would like to meet the girls this works on and ask them why it worked..
LOL
2006-11-21 03:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy from Toronto and I have to say that I've gotten a lot of sweet lines from girls who would have liked me to be with them in a long term relationship, I was just too damned naive to know that they were interested in me. I honestly thought they were just good friends!! It was years later that my wife (who had to figuratively beat me over the head with a baseball bat to get my attention) let me know of five women who were putting the make on me and I didn't even know it!
Now... the worst I ever got from a woman was in Parkdale on King street coming home from my wife's apartment (who was my girlfriend then). As I was reaching Roncesvalles a good looking chick comes flying out of her door and in all seriousness asked me " Hey sweetie do you want a ********?" and she wasn't hooking! she wanted to blow me there!
And that's the worst and the most direct pickup line I ever got.
2006-11-21 03:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone surely used the "it really is an really good skirt...it would seem even extra useful on my mattress room floor" line on me. i could not do something yet snort on the undesirable guy. I advise, truly.
2016-11-29 08:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously heard this from my friend one day in a bar
"baby, i wanna be all over you like a lampshade!!"
:S
2006-11-21 03:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You know you don't have to go home with him, you could get lucky and go home with me"
This idiot caught me coming out of the bathroom at a bar... he was speaking about my HUSBAND and this guy was like 45 years older than us!
2006-11-21 03:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Wicked Good 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"sorry miss but u have something on your face".
so i take my hand and try to wipe it off and he says.....
"oh sorry that was just beauty and i dont think you will ever be able to wipe that off"...
lord was that lame...i wanted to smack him for being so corny.
2006-11-21 03:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by yesindeed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know you look like my first wife.
2006-11-21 08:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Countess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi there, I've been watching you. You don't sweat much for a fat chick"
2006-11-21 02:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
No, I don't think so...
Well, maybe I should...
2006-11-21 03:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by markalan1973 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋