what's the best line you have ever heard in a movie and why?

Answer 1

from Shirley Valentine

"sex is a bit like supermarket shopping, alot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end"

i just found it funny

and then of course there is from Dirty Dancing

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

lol classic

Answer 2

i like two, but they're both from the same movie so it doesn't really count. both from the movie "unfaithful, with Diane Lane. she says to the french guy (or was he italian?) "i think this is a mistake" and he answers "there is no such thing as a mistake. there is what you do, and what you don't do" i like this line, because its a lot like my personal philosophy: No Regrets. i beleive mistakes are only for people who aren't intelligent enough to make the experience a life lesson, which is what i try to do with all my less-than-perfect life experiences. the other line is when the french guy says "be happy for this moment. this moments is your life." another thing i strongly belive in. live every moment to its fullest, it aint gonna last forever.

Answer 3

...and now I'm gonna kill you, Little Bill. - Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven. Chilling.

Let Jesus **** you, **** you - Linda Blair, Exorcist. Shocking.

Say hello to my little frien'! - Al Pacino, Scarface. Hardcore!

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite? - Michael Madsen, Resevoir Dogs. Supercool.

Awww, **** me... **** me SIDEWAYS. Ryan Reynolds, Blade Trinity. Perfect comic timing.

Loads from Pulp Fiction... Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead., I'm gonna get medeival on your ***, check out the big brain on Brad!
Tarantino is the God of screenwriting.

I have a sneaky soft spot for Arnie as The Terminator too. I'll be back... it's such an iconic line.

Answer 4

It became a zombie movie and a guy became speaking all severe even as sitting contained in the drivers seat of a motor vehicle and became punched contained in the face by a zombie and suggested"progression a robotic out of chocolate." Out of nowhere, funniest scene I ever talked about.

Answer 5

New Jack City -- 1991
Neno Brown -- "Sit your five dollar *** down before I make change!"

Cobra -- 1986
Marion Cobretti -- "You're the disease, and I'm the cure."

Star Wars -- 1977 thru 2005
Just about everyone -- "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Serpico -- 1973
Frank Serpico -- "The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier."

Sea of Love -- 1989
Det. Frank Keller -- "Come the wet *** hour, I'm EVERYBODY'S DADDY!"

Silence of the Lambs -- 1991
Jame Gumb -- "It places the lotion in the basket."

Face/Off -- 1997
Castor Troy -- "It's like looking in a mirror. Only ... not."

True Romance -- 1993
Clarence Worley -- "It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."

Interview with the Vampire -- 1994
Louis -- "Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires."

Cocktail -- 1988
Doug Coughlin -- "You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred."

Diggstown -- 1992
Gabriel Caine -- "I hate being hung. I just hate it!"

Demolition Man -- 1993
John Spartan -- "You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."
Simon Phoenix -- "Wait a minute, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?"
Simon Phoenix -- "I'm sorry to say that the world has become a *****-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies."
Lenina Huxley -- "Let's go blow this guy."

And my all time favorite from Demolition Man ...
Moral Statute Machine -- "Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand."

Gotta love em ...

Answer 6

In My Cousin Vinny, when Joe Pesci goes into the bar to get his girlfriends money back from the pool players.

The players want him to play a game for the money. He says, "Oh a counter offer!"

It just cracks me up. The whole movie cracks me up.

Answer 7

Anything by Groucho Marx would prob win but heres a few-

She got her looks from her father.....he was a plastic surgeon..
A child of five would understand this...quick fetch a child of five...
Ive had a perfectly wonderfull evening ....but this one wasnt it..
Women should be obscene and not heard.

Answer 8

Quote from 'The constant gardner' where an aid worker says "I only give the food to the women,they make the houses,the men only make the wars"

Answer 9

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of ******* peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

this film is full of to many funny quotes to list heer

Answer 10

Groucho Marx. Definitely. He pulls his pants leg up over his knee, and after Mrs. Teasdale says "Your Eccelency, you can't go out with your trousers up." He says, "Oh really? Well, they'll never catch me any other way!" Oh that makes me laugh every time.