.......you answered a knock at the door, and found Santa Claus standing there with a black eye and wearing no pants?
2006-11-21 02:11:54 · 13 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
kick his nuts and run
2006-11-21 02:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll say him to sell the presents he brought and buy a pant for himself.
2006-11-21 10:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess i would find a blanket and wrap it around him, give him an ice pack, and go deliver the toys myself. (i would say i was mrs. clause and tell all the ppl that were awake that santa was sick, so i filled in!)
2006-11-21 10:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the cops on the pervert. If he's standing in my doorway he's either been up to no good or deciding to.
2006-11-21 10:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in the projects, i wouldnt open the door i will just let the thugs deal with him.
2006-11-21 10:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Babygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd invite him in, ask for my presents, ask to ride in the sleigh and give him a pair of my husbands pants....
2006-11-21 10:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would give him a blanket to wrap around him, and an ice pack for his eye.
2006-11-21 10:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up
2006-11-21 10:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Sandy B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blacken the other eye then kick him in the gonads
2006-11-21 10:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him what he brought me and my next response would depend on what he said!
2006-11-21 10:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by pinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋