answer this riddle/joke or post your own every one likes to laugh.
2006-11-21 01:29:03 · 12 answers · asked by axelsar 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Dad?
2006-11-21 01:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by mizzouswm 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bad Bad Santa,Santa sipping on gin and juice
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
2006-11-21 09:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Billy Bob Thornton.
2006-11-21 09:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jason 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cab
Santa shouldn't be driving that Sleigh around if he has been nipping at the egg nog to much, or if he is just to tired to go on. So I would call him a cab to drive his buns home.
2006-11-21 10:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by soulful thinker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Merry Ole' Saint Dick?
2006-11-21 09:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The worse mistake we ever made by telling our children that he was so great.
2006-11-21 09:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A stupid drunken husband.Left the toys for me to put together again this year!
2006-11-22 04:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
His elfs
2006-11-21 11:24:00 · answer #8 · answered by Deerrunner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't call him anything. Just pick his pockets and run.
2006-11-21 09:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
An idiot
2006-11-21 10:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by hillarious 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋