in the early foggy morning, there is 2 french men named zidane and henry are dueling...fighting over a fat lady... yes they are dueling,...but they forgot the guns so.. they set themselves with their backs against each other,....then they walk 10 paces away from each other..walking straight lines the opposite way...the fat lady watches at suspense..zidane and henry's sweats falling off their foreheads like they are holding something inside thieir guts....at the end of 10th pace....they dont turn around to shoot,...instead they turn their heads to look at each other then they are acting if they are mooning to each other ...there are two loud fart sounds at unsion(one from zidane another from henry) they begin to shoot frogs out their buttholes and the frogs hitting at their faces.( into their mouth.). they both fall down on the ground with a frog's legs sticking out in their mouths then they are lying dead.
2006-11-20
19:28:06
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