what would u say?
NO, This is not COMPLETELY random, lol
2006-11-20 14:42:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I woulde tell the following joke and hope the punch line was understood:
A famous English tea taster, believing he had tasted every tea known to man, decided to retire. At his retirement party, someone mentioned a tea made from the hair of a koala bear and only available in a small town called Mercy in the Australian Outback.
Well, because he hadn't tried this tea, the tea taster postponed his retirement and set off for Australia. After his British Airways flight landed in Sydney, he switched to Qantas for a flight to Alice Springs then to a bus which took him to Mercy, deep in the Outback.
Walking along the only street in Mercy, he found a small bar, went inside, sat down at the counter and asked the barman if he could have a cup of the famous tea made from the hair of a koala bear.
The barman went back to the kitchen an a few minutes later returned with a cup of the tea. The English tea taster took a sip and immediately spat it out.
"This tea is vile, the worst I've ever tasted," he exclaimed. "It is also full of hair; the very least you could have done is strain it."
The barman, somewhat taken aback, said: "But sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."
2006-11-20 14:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell a joke to save my life. I always end up laughing before saying the punch line...
2006-11-20 22:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Lami 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to the psychiatrist and says "Doc, can you help me? My wife treats me like a dog. " The Dr asks, " How long has this been going on?". The guy says, "Ever since I was a puppy".
Wait. wait. there's more.
The Psychiatrist says, " Have a seat on my couch and we can talk about this". The guy says , " I'm not allowed on the furniture."
2006-11-20 22:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get laughing at my own joke so hard that I completely blow the punch line.
2006-11-20 22:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2006-11-20 22:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i would die cause i'm really not good at telling jokes
2006-11-20 22:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by girlwiththegoodies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm history! lol I always screw up the punch line--Always!!!
2006-11-20 22:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did i say to the, phone, off the hook
2006-11-21 04:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by Avskull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋