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I am not quite sure...something to do with your severe body odor and explosive flatulence...

I do know I sighed a HUGE sigh of relief when she confessed to those serial killings along the train tracks in New Mexico, though.

2006-11-20 15:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2 1

Don't feel bad, my dates actually commit crimes to get out of going out with me. lol

2006-11-20 21:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 · 0 0

Because she is the worlds biggest U2 fan and she heard that she can get a lawyer that's Pro Bono.

2006-11-21 04:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because you are secretly in love with an alien named Louise.

2006-11-20 20:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Its probably because the beavers that live under your stairs are threatening her with with cheese

2006-11-20 21:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 0 0

Try giving her some chocolate... maybe it'll solve the problem... :-)

2006-11-20 20:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by misery 7 · 1 0

Dude, I think she is trying to tell you she doesn't want to be with you anymore.

2006-11-20 20:53:10 · answer #7 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 2 0

She's just playing hard to get.

2006-11-20 21:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think that it's called schizophrenia.

2006-11-21 12:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you had better ask her that. Or her parole officer.

2006-11-20 20:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by Kylie 6 · 1 0

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