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2006-11-20 12:50:00 · 12 answers · asked by mauiniki 2 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

12 answers

Commercial Dude: Your Rice Krispies talk to you! Can YOU hear them?

Me: Whats that, Rice Krispies? You want me to kill everyone? OKAY! [picks up conveniently placed chain saw and laughs like a maniac]

2006-11-20 12:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by bunnygirlgreen 3 · 0 0

This is not the same as what I think you mean by a 'voice', but ever since I became a born-again Christian, God 'leans on me' in my conscience whenever I start doing things I know are wrong. With His help, I can avoid trying to convince myself that things I know are wrong are really all right, and all the trouble that goes along with that. Can you think of anybody who WOULDN'T be better off with a 'voice' like this...?

21 NOV 06, 1512 hrs, GMT.

2006-11-21 10:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 1

Well some of them say to answer this question. Others are telling me the rabid cannable gerbils i killed six days ago have resurected as zombies. And now there are more telling me not to mention the zombie gerbils. Most of the other voices are speaking Latin and Binary... so i can't understand them.

2006-11-20 22:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The voices tell me they are my friends and I should trust them. They also tell me clowns are evil and if they will catch me, they will throw me in the basement *which is odd, cuz I live in Fl...we dont have basements*

2006-11-20 23:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0 0

That I'm the angel of death and the time cleansing is soon at hand

2006-11-20 21:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by rocko33543 3 · 1 0

They tell me to have a screwdriver and go to sleep.

2006-11-21 04:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1 0

they tell me to eat. o wait g2g cuz there telling me to eat right now lol

2006-11-20 20:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the devil dude on my right shoulder says to smoke crackthe angle says dude im so stoned! (hes a hippy!)

2006-11-20 21:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by hunter 3 · 0 1

they tell me to East

2006-11-20 21:32:42 · answer #9 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0 0

They tell me all kinds of sh*t

2006-11-20 22:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by Rebel6 2 · 0 0

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