Now, I don't know about you, but I think Teddy would have been a more believable Jabba. Can't you just see him slobbering all over Carrie Fisher?http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy_small.jpg
2006-11-20 12:42:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Ted Kennedy was Jabba the hutt,
he was forced to leave show biz after eating Orson Wells in a single sitting,
the rumors that he also ate Marlon Brando are untrue.
Currently the race is on to see if the Senator from Massachusetts or Rosie O'Donnell become the first human blimp entered in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade
2006-11-20 12:46:42 · answer #1 · answered by Ron H 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Pizza Hut
2016-03-29 03:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I hear he auditioned for the role as "Fat Bastard". Seriously, since his famous car wash incident (Oh, I think I left something in my car....last night), the really interesting allegation that during the Reagan years he was doing his own (it would be a crime of treason if proved) of dealing behind the scenes with the friendly good ol' boys in the Soviet Union. He has so many ethical skeletons rattling around in his closet they figure that is why he never could run for President.
2006-11-20 12:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, maybe, but I hear that Ted Haggard and Mark Foley auditioned for Brokeback Mountain but turned it down when they found out that they would have to kiss each other in stead of the young stage hands on set.
2006-11-20 12:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
They couldn't go with Teddy as Jabba, because they couldn't keep him sober long enough to read his lines.
Ted Kennedy= druken murderer
2006-11-20 13:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
is that why one of the deleted scenes shows jabbas girlfriend's body dumped in a lake in an old buick?
2006-11-20 12:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
NO, that was on a skit on Late Night with Conan O'brien!
2006-11-20 12:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Right 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! No, they originally considered Bella Abzug for the part.
2006-11-20 12:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, but he drove his land speeder of a bridge and left Princess Amadala to die. That's what really happened to her.
2006-11-20 12:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Baby 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahh ahahahaha Ahh ahahahahaha Love your sense of humor!!!
2006-11-20 12:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by sheeny 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋