how do i get lade at home??

Answer 1

Real simple, here are the steps;

1) Go to the store and buy the following:
----- Many scented candles
----- Fresh strawberries and champagne
----- Chocolate syrup
----- 5 cans of ready whip
----- A Barry White album, "Soul Seduction" is great
----- White silk shirt, apricot ascot
----- Red smoking jacket, black velvet pants
----- As set of satin sheets, or 300 count Egyptian cotton
----- Fuzzy slippers
----- Two simple cotton robes
----- 12 pack of condoms
----- 1 bottle of silicon lube
----- 1 14 inch black dildo
----- A bottle of anal ease

2) Prepare "The Room". Candles, sheets, music all going.

3) Prepare "The Tools". Lay out the condoms, lube, dildo, and anal ease. Also set out the tasty fun, strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and champagne.

4) Prepare "Your Look". Dress up in the shirt, pants, ascot and jacket. Don't bother with shoes and socks, you will not be in them long enough to matter.

5) Now for "The Home Made Lay". Throw open the bedroom door and enter the room slowly, closing the door behind you as you go. Reach under the bed and slowly pull out that whack off mag that has been there for years. Slowly strip your cloths off in a sexy way. Slip between the sheets and feel the wonderful cloth of the sheets. Use all the food all over yourself, smear it everywhere. Then take the big dildo and force it up your bung hole. Spread lube all over your parts and do what comes naturally to the magazine.

Congrats, your laid at home.

Answer 2

Lade means to weight down, so maybe you should carry a heavy box?

Answer 3

Learning how to spell would help . You want to get laid at home . I do all the time but I'm married . A friend of mine has met four different women on line , chat rooms , try it it might work for you too

Answer 4

Preferrably in the horizontal position; Ha, Ha. Do this for long and you become a smart *** like all the rest!

Answer 5

easy
1. find a guy/girl
2. get in a bed, on a floor, couch etc.
3. ****
4. Have fun

Answer 6

...kleenex.