What is the best and the worst pick-up line you have ever heard?
2006-11-20 11:52:31 · 16 answers · asked by dover_luv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
2006-11-20 12:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Best: there are none
Worst: Not rated pg 13
Funniest:
- Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
- Excuse me mam', but I'm taking a survey. If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder [puts hand on closest shoulder] or this shoulder [outs hand on other shoulder, so they are holding the person colse]
- Was your dad a carrot? Because you have great eyes.
- If I could rearagne the alphabet, I'd put "I" and "U" together.
- Are you are parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you.
- You're like a dictionary: you add meaning to my life!
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
- Are you tired? Becuase you've been running through my mind all day!
- I'm new in town. Can I have directions [pause] to your house?
- I thought paradise was further south!
- Were you arrested earlier? Cause' it's got to be illegal to look that good!
- baby, you must be a broom, because you just swept my off my feet!
- I think somethings wrong with my eyes. I just can't take them off of you!
Hahahahahahahaha!
2006-11-20 12:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by bunnygirlgreen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
-God must be out one angel, Why? Cause im staring at one right now!!
- Your feet must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is.
Here's a good one:
-If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
2006-11-20 12:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by Romy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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What is the best and the worst pick-up line you have ever heard?
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2016-04-02 23:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst was "You have biblical legs, they go from earth all the way to heaven" (Gag!)
The best was from my now husband, he told me that he'd been waiting forever to do this, and just kissed me. It was so sweet, passionate, and heart felt that I melted.
2006-11-20 11:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cindy S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst I ever heard was:
"You got 300 bones in your body do you want another"
A good one was:
"Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute"
2006-11-20 12:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by Elu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl your feet must be tired, because you have been running through my head all day!
2006-11-20 11:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-20 11:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Worst - "Did you wash your pants in windex, 'casue I can see myself in them!"
Best - [No offense, but does one exist?]
2006-11-20 11:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋