funnest movie line?

Question

Who ever can come up with the funniest movie line or lines get 10 points.

One of mine is.Friday

Smokey:What you doing stealing boxes for?What you trying to build a club house.

2nd:Rush Hour 2

Chris tucker and jackie chan get in a fight with some japanese people and chris tucker accidently punches Jackie Chan and say all ya'll look a like.

Any More Funny Lines?

Answer 1

I see your swartz is as big as mine..... Space Balls......

Answer 2

From "Office Space":

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my *** off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Answer 3

I like just about any line out of Dogma. Shaun of the Dead also had some fabulously funny quips. I'm lousy at recalling the exact wording so that's pretty well done me in here, but I really like the line about needing a bigger boat from Jaws, & the must go faster line from Jurassic Park.

Answer 4

From Shakes the Clown
Female Barfly Clown: "As soon as that camera is off, he gonna f*ck that little dog."
Delivered by LaWanda Page, better known as Aunt Esther on Sanford and Son. Classic.

Answer 5

a million - in the Valley of Elah #2 - The Maltese Falcon #3 - Chicago #4 - Thirteeen occurring Thirty #5 - eternal Sunshine of the Spotless strategies #6 - Chinatown unsure approximately #3...

Answer 6

movie: superstar
situation: jesus is in mary katherine gallagher's room just talking to her
quote:
Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my God!
Jesus: Oh my Me! How are you?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: It's going OK. Are you the Lord?
Jesus: Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God!
Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.

I'm good, I'm God like that's the answer for everything. just awesome... but of course anything based on an SNL skit

Answer 7

this is from pearl harbor and titanic....The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious from their silence that they don't get along. The following conversation ensued between them:

“After thirty minutes, the Jewish captain mutters, “don’t like Chinese.”
The First Officer replies, Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?
“you bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese.”
“noooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor that Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it doesn't matter, they're all alike.”
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says, "No like Jews.”
“Why not? Why don't you like Jews?”
Jews sink Titanic.
No, The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter...all same.”

yeeeeahhh baby, i've lost my mojo, and do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? from austin powers

i also like the chris tucker part =)

Answer 8

Ace Ventura 2:
"And you must be the Monopoly guy..... *whisper* hey, thanks for the free parking*" Then he knocks the guy out and wears him as a mink scarf. LOL!!!

Dumb & Dumber
When they stop in the midwest at a 7-11, Jim Carrey is coming out with a Big Gulp and there are 2 black guys chillin out front. Jim says "Hey guys, Big Gulps huh... alright. {awkward silence} well, c-ya later!" OMG i love it.

Happy Gilmore
The whole "Jackass!" scene is classic. I die laughing every time i watch it.

Answer 9

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges! Blazing Saddles.

A witch burn her burn her...she turned me into a newt...I got better Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries same as above.

Answer 10

Anchorman

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. (talking about Sex Panther Cologne)

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.

That movie is so hilarious!!

Answer 11

From the movie the "Unforgiven"

"I dreamed I died and went to Hell, then I realized I was just in Nebraska."

(This is funny because my sister lives in Nebraska and I like to give her a hard time!) No offense to people who live there, but I still love the line!