Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
2006-11-20 10:31:03 · 6 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LMAO!
You need to add a cameraman to your group.
2006-11-20 10:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you come to my house leave Grimace out of it. That fat purple bastard has been haunting my dreams since childhood. The other McDonald characters had clearly defined roles. Mayor McCheese, Hamburglar, Them french fry things. What the **** is Grimace, and why does he haunt me with his purple rolls of flesh?
2006-11-20 10:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by Witmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one crazy dude but you make me giggle. I also read about your unfortunate experience on a plane trip. Maybe Jar Jar is taking over your soul?
2006-11-20 10:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by AussieHel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from the Datura.
2006-11-20 10:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like i said to u ur an idiot who wastes his time dude idiot
2006-11-20 11:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah okay
2006-11-20 10:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by goldenbrowngod 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋