We all know the traditional vows. What would you like to add?
2006-11-20 10:05:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I, persnickety, take you, Al, to be my lawful wedded husband. I promise to care for you, be loyal to you, be your friend, and always be honest except for little white lies. I promise to leave you alone on Super Bowl Sunday, never throw away your smelly high school football jersey, take your side when my friends complain about you, and to let you go fishing when my mother visits. I give you my heart, and this ring, that I expect you to always wear.
I, Al, take you persnickety, to be my lawful wedded wife.
I promise to care for you, be loyal to you, be your friend, and always be honest except for little white lies. I promise to watch chick flicks with you without complaining, still love you if you gain weight, take your side when my mother complains about you, and always..always put the seat, and the lid down after using. I give you my heart, and this ring, that I expect you to always wear.
2006-11-20 10:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That you promise not to sleep with my brother again and to have that huge growth on your neck removed within the next 12 months.
2006-11-20 18:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I added that I and my spouse much be willing to accept each other's eccentricities and hobbies. (I swear it's true. I collect DVD's and my partner is a star wars nut)
2006-11-20 18:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would like for the childern to pitch in there feeling, in the middle of the procession
2006-11-20 18:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Avskull 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YOUR ******* FAMILY WILL BUTT THE **** OUT OF OUR LIVES ( MINE TOO)!
YOU WILL CONSENT TO SEX ANY&EVERY TIME I WANT IT!
NO, YOU MAY NOT TWEEZ YOUR EYEBROWS,HUSBAND
YOU WILL LET ME TIE YOUR *** UP!
YOU WILL NOT WEEP WHEN I BRING THE CAYENNE PEPPER TO THE BEDROOM!
YOU WILL NOT FORGET TO BUY BEER&BLACKJACK EVERY WEEKEND!
WASH THE STRIP BAR SMELL OFF OF YOU BEFORE YOU COME TO THE "ROOM"!
DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS! (journals,guitar,cat,music etc)
DO NOT GIVE MY MOTHER OR SISTERS MONEY!!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
NO BIG FREAKIN'WEDDING,JUST GO TO CITY HALL& SAY I DO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ALL THAT DAMN MONEY ON A WEDDING!!!!
NO SMOKING!
2006-11-20 18:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
All my life, I've waited for you to come into it. All my life I've prayed for you to come into it. Today, all of my hopes, my prayers, and my dreams come true. All of this happens today because I fell in love with you. I _________ will love you all my life. You and no other. I will be with you in sickness and in health. For richer or poorer. Through the good times and the bad. I will be your shouldre to cryon. I will be your shelter from the storm. I will sacrifice my needs and wants to insure that you receive yours. We will travel this journey of life together with the Lord as our guide. With all my being, I pledge my love to you,______________.
2006-11-20 18:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥diamond♥ 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
To always RESPECT each other. To LISTEN to each other.
Like the ol saying goes,"If mama ain't happy....ain't nobody happy
2006-11-20 18:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That I will never be asked to have a threesome or lick a butt hole. What the hell is wrong with men?
2006-11-20 18:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by kittiesandsparklelythings 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That neither can cheat or your ear will rot off....
2006-11-20 19:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an escape clause
2006-11-20 18:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by sectumsempra_avada_kedavra 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋