Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
2006-11-20 09:50:51 · 2 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
=I must say you have the strangest dreams and it does seem that you walk around that way! Happy Thanksgiving
2006-11-23 08:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by sunshinysusan 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
king /kɪÅ/
–noun 1. a male sovereign or monarch; a man who holds by life tenure, and usually by hereditary right, the chief authority over a country and people.
2. (initial capital letter) God or Christ.
3. a person or thing preeminent in its class: a king of actors.
Kings of doofuses, maybe, by definition 3.
Dude, you seriously need to get a life.
2006-11-20 17:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by KC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋