2006-11-20 09:30:52 · 17 answers · asked by Smiles 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know who you called &
You know what to do...beep
2006-11-20 09:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by NaijaPrincess 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
1) Because of unprecedented call volume the (insert name here) Service Menu is not operational at the moment. If your call is important we will grudgingly make a minimal attempt to return your call. At of course our own discretion.
2)The (insert name here) Menu is having a special promotion. If you leave your name, number and some other stuff after the tone, you will get an amazing 2 messages for free. So that is an incredible 3 messages for the price of one call. Take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer now!
3)This is the (insert name here) Service menu. Press 1 for inquiries. Press 2 for service options. Press 3 for complaints. Alternatively if you leave a short message after the tone only then will someone respond to your call.
2006-11-20 17:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by mel_b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend has a voicemail message that I haaate, but it's pretty funny when I call. It's her voice laughing (she's always laughing), and she goes, "Heeeey!" Like she's answering and really excited to hear from you. Then after about two seconds, she starts laughing again and goes, "You got my voicemail!"
I swear to God, it gets me every time.
2006-11-20 17:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by Aliza, Queen of the Night 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey it's savage chick. I'm not in right now, so I am probably down in the red light district standing on a corner. You can look for me there or leave a message after the beep
2006-11-20 17:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hi there this is the refrigerator....the answering maching is napping. I can write down your message on my dry erase board and be sure my owner gets it. Have a great day!
2006-11-20 17:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hello, you have reached XYZ... I am unable to get to the phone right now, so please leave a detailed message and I will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you.
2006-11-20 17:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey its (your name here) just leave yo name and # and i will holla at cha (say it in a kind of talking song. actully go to lyrics.com or somewere and look 4 the lyrics to doing to much by paula deanda and in the song you hear 'just leave your name and # and i will holla at 'cha it just don't sound cool if you don't sing it like the guy in the song.
2006-11-20 17:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kaysea [Electric] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Holidays.....please leave your message...and we'll call you back as soon as possible.
2006-11-20 18:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a recording of the dial tone on mine.
2006-11-20 17:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is fun- my roommate and I had it years ago.
We would get the funniest responses
Hi this is Savage Chick, if you're rich, I am single, leave me a message.................
2006-11-20 17:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by his temptress 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is (say the telephone number). Just speak at the tone!
2006-11-20 17:33:40 · answer #11 · answered by Monica M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋