12 thing that ppl do to annoy me..who agrees?

Question

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. I mean, it's faster, pal!

3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their butts!


5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here, Dumbo?

10. When people say "is this seat taken?" and then they go ahead and and sit down without waiting for an answer. Now it's taken.., buddy!

11. people who say "hey, can I borrow a sheet of paper?" they aren't gonna use it and give it back to you!

12. Indian givers...wait, I take that back....jk

Answer 1

1. That doesn't really annoy me all that much.
2. Yeah, I agree with you there. My roommates do that all the time.
3. I don't have people say that me to me too much.
4. Yeah.
5. Now, that really bothers me! I don't like any talk while I'm trying to watch a movie; at the theater or at home. My roommates will do this: "Well, who is that? What's he doing? Why is he doing that?" It makes me want to scream at them shut the hell up and watch it! Now, I just ignore every question. They'll only ask about 5 times before they get pissed off and storm out of the room. Mission accomplished. =)
6. That just makes me laugh and I say "I don't know. Can you?"
7. Never really thought that much about that one, but you're right.
8. Well, you don't ever know when life may end....
9. That is soooo very true. I do hate that.
10. Yes, that drives me bonkers. Why ask if you're just gonna put your butt there. So, when the seat is taken I always put a coat or something in the seat; but that doesn't always work either. I've had people sit on my coat or move it out of the way. Now that ticks me off when people do that!
11. True.
12. I hate that too, so I agree.

Answer 2

These are really funny if not original....thanks for the giggle. And I agree with all of them. Have FUN!

Answer 3

I'm in complete agreement with all 12!!!

Answer 4

Okay...simmer down.

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

loool, so true , nice one