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2006-11-20 09:06:04 · 12 answers · asked by roger_kalsi 2 in Family & Relationships Friends

I Meant BAD DAY... see what I mean.

2006-11-20 09:07:56 · update #1

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listen to daniel powters bad day, watch some tv, call a friend, eat some ice cream, watch a movie, sing a song, go for a walk
all these things make me happy : )
hope you feel better!

2006-11-20 09:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

story time, Once there was a child molester who found a 16 year old online, he chatted with her for a few weeks and then finally she invited him over her house for sex, when he got there a big bald dude answered the door, upon seeing the big dude he got scared and tried to leave but the big dude stopped him and asked him don't you want sex, and at that point he cheered up and said ya i do, so the big dude grabbed him inside and raped him up his ***.

Moral of the story sometimes when you cheer up you don't always get what you want, but you do get some.

2006-11-20 17:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 0

I went to McDonald's the other night and went through the drive-through. They had it set up so you pay at one window and pick up at the next. So I pulled up to pay and the woman was counting change. It seemed weird that the car in front of me would pay in change. After a minute, the woman took my money and gave me change. I looked up to start driving to the next window and some car puller in front of me. They took my bag and drove off! I puller up to the window, and the people were like "can I help you?" They were so confused. When I asked if the car in front had taken my order, it turned out they did! They were like "oh, that's why they didn't take their drink." I want to drive after them and yell "You Stole My McDonald's" but I didn't. I had to sit there and wait 3 more minutes for my food and they didn't even give me anything extra. I was set up by the guy paying in change in front of me... People these days...

2006-11-20 17:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You look very cheerful in that picture what were you doing? Next time, I wanna have fun just like you!

2006-11-20 17:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by angelic1302 3 · 0 0

I have a cute bean bag hotdog dog named SPARKLES! And he helps me to navigate the universe. Perhaps you should buy yourself one. They are at Claire's Boutique. $12

He rides with me in my car in the front seat. Sometimes I put him in my purse with his little head sticking out. I also tease my Mr. Honey cat with him.

2006-11-20 17:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Shebaby 3 · 0 0

love is blind - there was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. she hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. he has always been there for her. she said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

one day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see everything, including her boyfriend. her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" the girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.

her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying, "just take care of my eyes dear."

this is how human brain changes when the status change. only few would remember what life was before, and who has always been there even in the most painful situations.

life is a gift.

before you think of saying an unkind word;
think of someone who can't speak.

before you complain about the taste of your food;
think of someone who has nothing to eat.

before you complain about your husband or wife;
think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.

before you complain about life;
think of someone who went too early to heaven.

before you complain about your children;
think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or sweep;
think of the people who are living in the streets.

before whining about the distance you drive;
think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

before you complain about your job and how tired you are;
think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had our job.

but before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another, remember that none of us are without sin and all of us answer to one maker.

when depressing thoughts seem to get you down, put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around.

life is a gift
live it
enjoy it
celebrate it
and fulfill it
and while you are at it give love to someone today
love someone with what you do and the words you say
love is not meant to be kept locked inside of us and hidden
so give it away "give Love to someone today!"

2006-11-20 17:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by - 5 · 0 0

Just remember you are still alive and the sun will always shine tomorrow!

2006-11-20 17:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by dontknow 1 · 0 0

how
do u want me 2 tell u a joke or someting

2006-11-20 17:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Blossom 4 · 0 0

what do you call a pyschic midget wanted by the police?

A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE.

2006-11-20 17:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by MAX POWER 3 · 1 0

just do what it was you where doing in your picture you look pretty happy to me

2006-11-20 17:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by BROWNLYN 5 · 0 0

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