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My friend Bill is a zoo keeper at the local zoo and says he's having a real problem with Brenda the bald eagle. He says the lack of cranial coverage is really affecting her behaviour and making her feel less of a classy bird. Will hair restorer do the job, or should he blu tac some feathers to her head?

2006-11-20 07:13:56 · 12 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference Trivia

12 answers

Your friend Bill is an idiot. Everyone knows Bald Eagles wear headdresses which they make from the scalps of the native American Indian tribes who revere them for the magnificent creatures they are. Brenda is already a "classy" bird, too classy in fact to have anything to do with a zoo keeper who wants to spoil her looks with blu tac. Shame upon him. Leave Brenda alone you clueless keeper and take a job in the alligator enclosure. Try putting feathered blu tac on one of them.

2006-11-21 02:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Joanne E 3 · 1 0

Being as bald as a coot is a better lock for Brenda as if birds of a feather don't stick together on brenda's head, then blu tac won't do. If her hair has flown the nest, illeagle hair restorer going cheap is not the best tweetment as she might end up looking like a derelict crow's nest, robin her of her confidence and making her feel like a slapper. She could apply some bird seed and prey it grows.

2006-11-20 21:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0 0

Why not just colour in Brenda's bald patch with a marker of a colour similar to the surrounding hair, problem solved, and you can use the marker pen again too! Taa daa.

2006-11-20 07:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by cmrl 2 · 0 0

That's easy, girls don't go bald.

A classic bird from about 1968 is the Pontiac Firebird. You don't want to restore anything but the upholstery.

2006-11-20 07:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 3 · 1 0

FYI, the bald eagle isn't bald, like a vullture - its name refers to the feathers on its head being white.

2006-11-20 07:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen L 7 · 0 0

As you age your skin slowly loses feeling. eliminating the failings contained in the way provides the floor the prospect to experience again. the authentic income occures even as both activities conform to implement and examine out it out. the different income isn't any extra hair toothpick or floss. that is a real OUCH if not tended to in a good number of cases or in case you chosen to flow decrease back. savour !!!

2016-11-29 07:45:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol the bald eagle isnt bald lol

but go down to the local hairdressers and sweep up for them then try superglue

2006-11-20 07:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1 0

I think Brenda would look pretty odd with hair in place of feathers.

2006-11-20 07:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by the truth has set me free 4 · 0 0

I'd go for the blu tac option myself. If that fails you could try super glue.

2006-11-20 07:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Sam B 2 · 0 0

they don't have hair. I don't think anyone makes feather restorer

2006-11-20 07:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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