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Who would dare oppose us? Seriously, would he catch a bullet for his secret service agents? you know, back in the beginning of life in the mid east, someone once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not the best way to kill a man. Historians consider this the worse mistake in history. Would he even need a running mate? What are your thoughts on President Norris?

2006-11-20 05:52:45 · 6 answers · asked by Jon C 6 in Politics & Government Government

6 answers

Before she received one of Chuck's roundhouse kicks, Condi Rice was a white man.

2006-11-20 06:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think this would put a lot of politicians out of office. Chuck Norris would impose his greatness upon the countries of the world (without the need for a "vote"), and those that dared oppose him would get a roundhouse kick to the face.

2006-11-20 14:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by mizzouswm 5 · 1 0

Too old. The guy's almost 67 years old and he was a Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion from 1968 until retiring undefeated in 1974 - 32 years ago. The stuff you see on TV is acting.

2006-11-20 14:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by Debra D 7 · 0 2

IF CHUCK WERE THE PRESIDENT ALL THE SECRET SERVICE WOULD WEAR CHUCKS STRETCH ACTION JEANS.

2006-11-20 14:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by strike_eagle29 6 · 1 0

He's a wuss. Bruce Lee kicked his a*s*s with no problem. No President for Chuck. He can stick to infomercials

2006-11-20 13:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by whidd2003 4 · 1 2

He'd get my vote.

2006-11-20 13:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 1 1

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