Please, be creative.
2006-11-20 05:51:03 · 8 answers · asked by jameshand 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
DUDES! This is for FUN! Stop being so serious!!!
2006-11-20 06:01:17 · update #1
I think the obvious solution would be to start making some vegetables out of meat. And I mean real meat, not tofu. So you have tasty beef-flavored celery for the dogs, and fly-flavored peanuts for the spiders, and so forth.
Then of course, you'd have to get a lot of facilitators trained to help all the former predators and prey get along. Maybe with some non-competitive group games - like, say, divide into groups of six or so, and cooperatively solve crossword puzzles.
Encourage animals to take "species breaks" - a wolf could live in a herd of elk, learn what it's like to have antlers. Or maybe the young of different species could participate in exchange programs.
And maybe some group organizations, like humans have the Rotary club, where everyone could get together and chat, or sing a few songs, like that.
And pie. Lots of pie. Everybody likes pie.
2006-11-20 06:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As cow-friendly as that sounds, I'm not sure it would be possible, but if I could I would. I have seen vegitarian dog treats you know. They could do that for all the household pets, too. Horses are fine with hay. I don't know how I would sea creatures because they eat other sea creatures. Not exactly vegitarian. Maybe there would be a way to convince them that underwater plants taste good too. Hmm. :)
2006-11-20 05:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably killing off all the ones that eat meat would be the easiest route. Carnivorous Marmaduke down I'm gunning for you dolphin.
2006-11-20 05:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Not a hippie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets see...inject niccotine into the irrigation system so all the plants will be loaded with a highly addictive substance so all animals will get addicted to them.
(I'm not being serious, please do not try this because you will get arrested)
2006-11-20 10:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't - my dog would probably start to hallucinate my thigh as a giant chicken leg, like in the cartoons!
2006-11-20 06:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by mustanglynnie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't do it, most dogs wont eat letttuce or stuff like that I know mine wont, if I give them the rest of my cheeseburger they eat the hamburger & the bread & leave the lettuce, pickles, & onion.- that is when I still feed them people food -don't do it anymore my oldest dog is allergic to almost everything i found out
2006-11-20 05:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by Red 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's abusive to put pets on a vegetarian diet.
2006-11-20 05:53:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
this is a dumb question. ever see the food chain? hmmmmm, how would you make millions and millions animals stop eating other animals?
2006-11-20 05:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋