What am i
Clue 1: I go in hard and stiff.
Clue 2: I am sweet and sticky.
Clue 3: I come out soft and squishy.
by the way i was talking about chewing gum
2006-11-20 05:48:58 · 11 answers · asked by You Have A Dirty Mind 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Nah, I had my dirty mind extinguished in grade school, when the nun washed out my mouth with lava soap for hearing (yes, hearing, not telling) this "dirty" joke: "what did the toilet say to the ash tray? I see more butts than you." It's been over 35 years since that happened, but you never quite outlive the powerful pomous aftertaste of lava soap. lol.
2006-11-20 05:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am 55 years old, and that joke is older than i am
so answer me this then;
whats about 6inches long, has a blue vein running through it
and most importantly...women love to hold it?
a £50 note. GAS...[giggles and snigger's]
you may change the pound sign to whatever your currency may be
2006-11-20 05:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chewing gum ........ right........you know you weren't talking about chewing gum...you just want to see if others are as pervert Minded as you!
2006-11-20 05:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by honeyEMT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the answer!!!!
I've heard this one before
i reckon it is bubble gum even though you told us at the bottom of the answer
2006-11-20 05:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean chewing cu m?
2006-11-20 05:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a piece of gum.....or the male organ for sexual reproduction.
2006-11-20 05:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by tn5421 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU sure about that you sick demented person, you are nasty get the hell out of here
ya freak
2006-11-20 05:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew that!
2006-11-20 06:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur weird
2006-11-20 05:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by guru 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
joking eh?
so,
ha ha ha.
2006-11-20 05:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ashok Chavda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋