I know, I know....just be creative.
2006-11-20 04:07:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thank you 42.....what good is living if you can't laugh?
2006-11-20 04:15:09 · update #1
Well, I don't know about turning a microwave into a computer monitor, but I DO know you can go the other way. My friend Lou found a monitor by the side of the road and brought it over. Wasn't too banged up. After Ole Ernie gave it the welcome hump, me and Lou got to work. After our work was done, 2 -6 packs, we decided the manly thing was to get that little sucker workin. Since my girlfriend took my oven, along with my abode, we figured WTF? It kinda looked like a microwave. What with the glass front and all.
Trouble was, it wouldn't open. So, I, being a tad smarter that Lou, (he just wanted to kick it out), whacked the back off with my handy tire iron. So now we got it open and throw in a fine lil squirrel I had picked up on Route 22 and plug it un. Nothing. No heat, no nothing. Ole Ernie (that's my dog) kept trying to pull it out. I was afraid for his safety, so I grabbed a possum out of the freezer and threw it in the back yard. Figuring that would keep him busy for a while.
So, while Ole Ernie is thrashing about the yard, me and Lou hunker down and jaw out some solution. Along with the help of another 12 pack. Pabst. Lou says he thinks we just need more power. So he grabs the phone line layin where my trailer used to be, drags it over to the TVA tower an loops it over. 22 thousand volts should do it.
S*** fire!!!!! That squirrell cooked in a hearbeat! 3 secs max!! So now we're tossing in a couple of possum, a woodchuck and last nights chile. I never seen anything cook so good!!!
Oh, Lordy, did we eat good that night. Ole Ernie too.
Anyway, monitors make dandy ovens.
Next time I get a chance on a cheap microwave, I'll have Lou come over and try the TVA thing. Shooooot, Might even get HBO
But don't count on a real quick answer. Lou still has to wait for the burns on his hands to heal.
But I'll let you know.
2006-11-20 08:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need hamsters and cd's throw a few of each in and microwave on high for 3 and a 1/2 Minutes. Once the goopy goodness is complete. Open the door and scrape the remains into a pie pan. Chill over night. In the morning add your favorite condiment and voila! Cheesecake. Erm... wait I mean a computer monitor. (trust me it works)
2006-11-20 04:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
kidnap bill gates and lock him in your microwave - put in on 'pop corn' and press start - there sure will be some reaction on the glass door.....
one of the rare funny questions - pleeease guys, try to be a bit more creative!
2006-11-20 04:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by 42 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 10:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not to creative sorry
2006-11-20 04:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put it in a oven and after your done put it in your mouth
2006-11-20 04:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't.
2006-11-20 04:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋