Let's come up with some suggestions to make Duck Cheney more lovable. Here are just a few of my own...
1. have him make an appearance on DANCING WITH THE STARS as a contestant.
2. Get him his on show on The Food Network, titled COOKING WITH DICK or something similar.
OK....now you go...
2006-11-20 02:51:06 · 15 answers · asked by Middy S 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Perhaps we could have Dick on SURVIVOR. What tribe would he be in I wonder? The rich sneaky White Guy tribe perhaps?
2006-11-20 03:11:19 · update #1
DO you think a toupe and a girdle would help, you know, increase his sex appeal any?
2006-11-20 04:14:12 · update #2
How about his own hunting show.
Something like: Duck, It's Dick.
2006-11-20 02:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by capu 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-22 14:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appearing on SNL in Blackface posing as a gay man, and Karl Rove can appear as his lover.
It can be called the Dick Cheney Minstrel Show or Dick Cheney Bamboozled America.
2006-11-20 03:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by kissmybum 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Send him hunting with Bush, give him a new show where he fights on all commers called Care to Lick Dick! Or have George Bush host a game show where the winner gets to lash Chenny with a cat of nine tails, Called Whip Dick
2006-11-20 04:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by paulisfree2004 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know what you are saying, but doesn't he have the most pleasant, quirky and appealing lips any man ever had? Just because of that off center, lovely smile, he is huggable and loveable no matter what he does. I know in my household we all adore Cheney's lips. My children are being brought up to love them and touch them and be enamored of them. My wife and I kiss them all the time. Oh, don't change a thing dick.
Our song:
We love you dickie. oh yes we do,
We love you dickie, and we'll be true
When we're not with you, we're blue,
Oh dickie, we love you...............
2006-11-20 03:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could have his own talk show: Dicking Around with Cheney.
Or maybe we could have a national contest to Match the Smirk. The winner could get some shares in Halliburton.
2006-11-20 03:02:19 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'd like to see Dick as a special guest on the Simpson's, and then a Comedy Central Roast of Dick! LOL the roast would be pretty funny. I like the guy, but there's no way he could be funny. A good stand up routine to watch him sweat! (Hey if you can't make fun of the people you support, whats the point of supporting them?)
2006-11-20 03:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think he should pick up a rifle and take a stroll around the country he was so happy to send others to die in.
I don't know about popular appeal but it would improve his status in this house.
Heck I'd even give him a bullet.
2006-11-20 02:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by madjer21755 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-26 10:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Shonta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should go on Leno and Letterman in his hunting outfit and do an Elmer Fudd impression.
2006-11-20 02:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋