Looking for some good one liners..?

Question

witty, insightful type stuff..:)

Answer 1

1. God, if I can't have what I want, let me want what I have.

2. Life is good, without it we'd all be dead.

3. You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.-Joe E. Lewis

4. There must be more to life than having everything.

5. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

6. All animals except man know that the ultimate point of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

7. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Alva Edison

8. What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.

9.We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. -Martin Luther King

10. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.- Albert Einstein

Answer 2

The lesbian crossed the road cos she didn't wanna go straight.
and
Since when do they make mascrara in one line
and
A fisherman with a bad boat
and
Sorry we don't do drugs on this sight.
and
Why did the chicken cross the road,cos it didn't wanna be called a p u s s y
Why did the cat cross the road,since when is this joke ever about p u s s i e s

Answer 3

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Good luck.

Kevin, Liverpool, England.

Answer 4

there are a few quotes here by traditional western philosophers, including Aristotle and Socrates, a few transcendentalism authors, and movement speakers, and etc...

http://quotes.prolix.nu/Philosophy/

and one of my favorite philosophers, Zeno, said, "The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less."

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Zeno/

Answer 5

1. If i knew all the answers , i wouldnt ask u one.
2. we would all like to be rich. But it would be better to be young and rich.
3. time is money. give me your money and take my time.

Answer 6

Why didn't the chicken cross the road ? It was stuffed.

Answer 7

why is 6 afraid of 7 ?it 8,9

Answer 8

Aren't we all...