Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat!"
Little Johnny replied. "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Well sonny, did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fcuking business!"
2006-11-20 00:08:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
ha! ha! ha! great joke!
2006-11-20 00:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by think outside the box 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Mark Twains Great great grandfather wrote this one!!
2006-11-20 08:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are still the best
2006-11-20 08:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2006-11-20 08:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-20 08:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, lol!!
2006-11-20 09:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by johnmonroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-20 08:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by MellyK1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋