A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, crawled painfully on a stool, and ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No", he replied, "It's just arthritis
2006-11-20 00:05:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
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A farmer sitting on the porch
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milkweed!" The farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture, I know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.
He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" Said the farmer.
Again the young man explained about his degree, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.
The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pus sy willow down by the creek."
The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you ."
2006-11-20 00:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sturdy one. am i able to borrow it? i'm a 40 365 days previous annoying center below the impact of alcohol that smokes abt 2 packs an afternoon and devour in spite of the hell i've got self belief like. i'm crippled, walk with a cane, and blind in a million eye (eye patch!). at 40 i'm on dis skill pension, maximum human beings don't get c.p.p. 'til minimum 60, i used to have human beings tell me i appeared "exceptionally sturdy" for 60, yet recently i've got not been listening to that! time for the only for men hair colouring!
2016-12-10 12:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by fearson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Mark Twain wrote that one!
2006-11-20 00:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-11-20 00:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Hat & not funny.
2006-11-20 00:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't beat the old ones
2006-11-20 00:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but punchline is obvious
2006-11-20 00:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
love it!
thanx.
:)
2006-11-20 00:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad american!
2006-11-20 00:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by IBRAHIM 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha! thanks for the points
2006-11-20 00:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by MellyK1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋