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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY: One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed: "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!!!!!!!! HA HA!

2006-11-18 20:39:58 · 10 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture Holidays Thanksgiving

10 answers

HA HA HA..
Wow..what a good prank to play..I will have to remember it to use n my daughter when she has her first official Thanksgiving dinner..

It will be a few years away, but if I dont forget your story, it will be awesome..
Thanks for the laugh...

2006-11-18 20:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol very funny!!!! I am very gullible also and people are always doing thing to me also.

But, I would have laughed and not believed it was a pregnant turkey!!!

Share what happens this year!

2006-11-19 01:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Nana 6 · 0 0

deliver her around to Smythe corridor on one in all my social gathering nights, after being rogered mindless by utilising 0.5 of the anti social degenerates in the county i ought to hand her over to Rotter who could provide her a sound thrashing. the ideal, of direction, is accessible her over to my guy Cuthbertson, hearsay has it that he exchange into refused admission to the two the SS and the KGB and greater presently Pol Pot for abject cruelty. He exchange into harm by utilising those accusations and suggested the rumours held little beginning up, properly in general besides.

2016-10-22 08:36:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That is a great story, I loved it.

2006-11-19 04:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by mistkie 3 · 0 0

way to go mom: its one of the most dastardly pranks I've ever heard of i love it

2006-11-19 01:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by simplemanmd 2 · 0 0

thats funny. truly

2006-11-18 20:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's funny

2006-11-19 08:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute & Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-19 02:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0 0

hahahhehehlollmao

2006-11-19 01:54:00 · answer #9 · answered by hmm i dunno 1 · 0 0

That is so cute.

2006-11-18 20:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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