2006-11-18 18:57:21 · 11 answers · asked by Lucid Mercenary...™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Its because you insulted their heritage with your tales of karate
2006-11-19 09:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This not unusual behavior for water buffalo. When angered or threatened they can become extremely dangerous animals. For example, when borrowing a water buffalo's lawn mower, you'll want to return it promptly or face an avalanche of hurled objects as well as very unpleasant characterizations of your mother, your anatomy, or your mother's anatomy.
Many biologists report low self esteem and feelings of inferiority amongst water buffalo. This may be due to their almost complete inability to dial their cell phones (hooves too big), sing show tunes, or open paper milk cartons. Also, the fact that they are typically underrepresented in Congress causes much resentment in water buffalo communities.
I hate to generalize about any particular groups, but these guys can't even drive very well. They also never tip more than 10%.
The best advice is to steer clear of these animals whenever possible.
2006-11-19 03:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by tahunajcw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you ate the buffalo Chicken Pizza, Throw it at them and FAST!
2006-11-19 16:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are just doing it for spite. try this.
there has to be a leader. he is usually the one who throws the first beaver.
run at him and just before you reach him sock the other ones in the mouth.
then run like heck because he will chase you.
that is what you want.
run in to the water because they really can't swim.
2006-11-19 03:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by nakita 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...Because they want you to put another sheet of ACID in your mouth!!
Personally, If the water buffaloes are throwing beavers, I think they mean business.
You should listen to them.
2006-11-19 03:06:22 · answer #5 · answered by DelectibleD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are playing a game, more than likely. If not then you are high.
2006-11-19 03:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by friendly face 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to rehab now before you see pink possoms lol
happy day
old geezer
2006-11-19 04:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by Charles W 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are just trying to share man... you just gotta throw something back at them... that how they do shite
2006-11-19 03:01:53 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because you ticked them off with your dumb questions.
2006-11-19 03:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think its global warming...are u at an american embassy by chance?
2006-11-19 02:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋