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Mine is from "As Good As It Gets," when a female fan asks Jack Nicholson's character (a famous author) how he writes female characters so well in his books... He looks at her and says "I think of a man, then take away all reason and accountability."

I think that's one of the funniest things ever said in a movie. Not that I share his opinion or anything, I just think the "delivery" was incredible. Your thoughts?

2006-11-18 17:52:12 · 30 answers · asked by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 in Entertainment & Music Movies

30 answers

1). "We're gonna need a bigger boat"! from "JAWS".

2006-11-18 21:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by brokedownmodelt 1 · 0 0

Mine would be from the movie "Forest Gump."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

I just think that this quote is a lesson that's true in all of our lives. You really never know what life's gonna throw at you next. Sometimes it's good and other times it's bad, but no matter what you just gotta deal the cards life gives you and hope for the best.

2006-11-19 02:48:30 · answer #2 · answered by DCM 2 · 0 0

"Tell Michael it was only business. I've always liked him."

Abe Vigoda to Robert Duvall, in The Godfather -- right before Vigoda is driven off to be bumped, following a failed collaboration with the heads of the four other familes

2006-11-19 02:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in."

from "the wedding singer" when robbie tries to get a job at a bank....cracks me up every time and is so true! lol

2006-11-19 01:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by wookin pa nub 6 · 3 0

That's good.

My favorite line of all time was in the movie "Forest Gump."
When the sarge was on top of the mast on forest's shrimp boat and a hurricane was brewing. He was ticked and yelled at God...."Is THIS the best you can do? You call this a storm?"

I laughed so hard, I fell off the couch.

2006-11-19 01:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by Molly 6 · 1 1

Bill Murry in Ghostbusters.
Some guy had messed up the nuclear plant or something like that.
The officials wanted to know who to blame.
Bill Murry said Dickless did it!
They wanted to know if that was triue.
In that special voice, Bill said "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick!" ~~~That's as close as I can quote.

2006-11-19 02:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"I'm flying, Jack!" from Titanic. Uttered by Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt Bukater.

One of the purest, most beautiful movie lines ever.

2006-11-19 02:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 3 · 1 1

"The greatest trick the devil ever played on the world was to convince people he doesn't exist."
Kevin Spacey, in The Usual Suspects.

2006-11-19 02:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by unfinished_adolescent 4 · 0 0

Here are a couple:

"don't tell them the laws comin', you tell I'M COMIN' and Hells coming with me!" - Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

"I know what you're thinkin', was that six shots or five?, well you have to ask yourself one question....Do you feel lucky punk? Do ya?"- Dirty Harry

2006-11-19 02:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cooljerk 3 · 0 1

Good Fellas "funny how? funny like a clown ? like I'm here to amuse you ? " and so on.
Austine Powers Gold Member "I use to think you were crazy but now I can see your/you're nut's"
Swingers "your money baby your so money"

2006-11-19 04:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by CALIBOY 4 · 0 0

"Here's Johnny" The Shining

2006-11-19 02:09:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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