I was in a small bookstore (Paperback Booksmith) in Nashua, NH when I had 'The Urge'! I was with my future wife looking for reading material.
The urge happened and I got a wiff of it and left the store right away. I went to sit upon a bench just outside the store! After a few moments, people began to leave the store in droves!
I (saddly) sat there chuckling to myself. My soon to be wife looked around the cornor and spotted me! She pointed at me and then held her nose!
I shook my head in a positive manner!
Ah, life can be good sometimes!
IMHO,
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-11-18 15:03:49 · 7 answers · asked by Ol' Sasquatch 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
U SHOULD STOP EATING THINGS THAT MAKE U FART AND IF U REALLY NEED TO FART JUST WALK OUT SIDE COMELY SO PEOPLE WONT THINK ITS U
2006-11-18 15:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by baby girl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A friend of mine did that once. A few days his wife of 15 years filed for divorce.
2006-11-18 23:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife has farts so bad, it could strip the paint off a footlocker!
2006-11-18 23:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee, lucky future wife you have.
2006-11-18 23:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry, can't beat that.
lol
thanks for a good laugh,
Shadowhawk--
2006-11-18 23:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by T.L. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol They call that crop dusting!
2006-11-18 23:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
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2006-11-18 23:10:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋