What is the funnest thing you've ever done?

Question

Please describe it. I want some interesting/funny answers! lol.

Answer 1

I can't really say the funniest thing I've ever done (besides stupid klutzy moments involving falling into a group of desks during a Spanish game) because I'm pretty much the dry wit Daria/Darlene/Wednesday person of our group, but I do have one anecdote which my friend will kill me for if he ever finds out I posted this. :]

Okay, so this friend of mine, really smart and artistic and all but essentially the living example of "the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet." So he has a lot of allergy problems and this one time he was at home and he had to sneeze but it wouldn't come out. So what does my brilliant friend do? He pours some pepper into his hand and attempts to sniff it, ever so slightly, but ends up inhaling all of it. So of course he's running around the house like crazy trying to get it out while his mom is just sitting there laughing at him.

And it would probably be much funnier if you actually knew him and knew the sorts of things he does.

Answer 2

While working as a Nursing assistant,I was being trained one night by another aide.She asked me to take a resident's dentures into the bathroom and brush them with the denture creme that was left on the sink.Without checking to see what was in the tube I brushed the dentures.To my surprize , the denture creme wasn't foaming up like toothpaste does.When I asked the other aide why, she noticed that I had brushed the resident's dentures with Preparation H instead of denture creme!!!! She laughed at me for months over that one...and yes...I did rebrush the resident's dentures with the correct tube of stuff!LOL

Answer 3

Disgruntalled as my job as a DJ in Ocean City, I took the bikini contest video home and spliced in hardcore porn. I put it back in the VCR, and disconnected the monitor in the DJ booth. When the substitute DJ came in and played it unknowingly, the place went nuts! Old people left in disgust, women were grossed out, and the guys went crazy. The owner yelled to the DJ "Take it off"!!, and he took the needle off the record, thinking that was what he meant! I of course quit, but I was a hero at the competeing clubs!! What a way to quit your job, huh?!!

Answer 4

I ran a hot wire from an electric fence charger to all the cars at a party. You should have seen the people when they were leaving!

Answer 5

I lost to a very good poker player at his apartment one night, and rumor got out that I was a bad poker player.

I was at his apartment a week later and I said I was going to put up an announcement on the bulletin board in the laundry room challenging ANYONE to a game. "I challenge all of ya's!"

The thought of an open challenge to a bunch of strangers was very funny to him at the time. (He knew I was decent - I didn't ALWAYS lose, just happened to lose when everybody came over for a visit.)

Might sound lame here - but it was funny to all at the time.

Answer 6

Answered your question!? Any way I once jacked up a car on concrete blocks, just so the wheels just touched the ground, and then watched the owner get out of his car, look around in amasement, and said, "That d...n transmission is acting up again! It won't move in any gear!"

Answer 7

went to the mall hot summer day put dish soap in the water foutain at first nothing went had couple of beers the looked out window and saw teen girl walking arund w/ arm load of bubbles went back to look and holy s**t bubbles everywhere it was way to funny at the time but guess laghted too hard they figured out we did it 3.00 for soap 15.00 for beer and drinks 1500.00 fine for putting in soap but it was funny did it on first date now married

Answer 8

i went swimming in someone's fish pond. at 1:00 they came outside & i was naked. we ran all the way home. it was 38 degrees. FUNNYY.

Answer 9

continue to say god bless you even though I'm a confirmed atheist

Answer 10

Had an orgy in a man hole.