on occation I need insults to throw. but I need fresh ones.
2006-11-18 13:28:35 · 31 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If I put a lens in each of your ears, I'd have a telescope.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
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2006-11-18 13:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by G L 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
obnoxious people - "How much do you charge to haunt a house?"
agressive people - "Easy Cujo, slobber ain't sexy."
personal attacks on me - "Keep going, you'll get there. Comedy ain't pretty."
fashion faux pas - "Hey, the (decade..70, 80 etc)'s called, they say, 'Thanks fer keeping us alive."
people who snort - "Save some air for the rest of us."
clumsy people - "Yeah, I hate it when my thumb clones itself."
sexist people - "well, aren't you just Taster's Choice?"
rude, arrogant, jerks - "Send me a postcard from the 7th circle of Hell."
slobs - "3rd World Realtors called, they found you a home."
bi-polar types - "Yo-Yo Ma..chill out."
..just a taste, enjoy.
2006-11-18 21:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by mcm5274 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have lupus and are afraid to swim in the ocean because your hook nose might get caught in a reef. That's a good one.
2006-11-18 23:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No insults are necessary. Just simply two lines. Repeated over and over, will end any situation, and make you look like the coolest person in the room. Simply put, no matter what is said to you answer "Whatever", very apethetically, follow that with "that's cool", just repeat the two, alternating them, until the person sulks away in defeat.
2006-11-18 21:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋
The link generates insults for you, no thinking necessary, have fun :)
2006-11-18 21:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by BlairBear 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The only day you are not sinning is Palm Sunday.
Did your momma breed with monkeys?
Which end is up?
Roller her in flour to find the wet spot.
Uglier than home made sin.
2006-11-18 21:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by freggs 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Did someone refuse to pay the ransom for your brain again?
Is someone holding your intelligence hostage today?
Maybe you better ask someone who gives a "hoot"...(<
2006-11-18 21:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Nice suit. Too bad they didn't have it your size.
I used to have jeans like that. Then my father got a job.
That suit fits you like a glove- it covers your hands.
2006-11-18 21:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by snide76258 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
If someone calls me a name I'll say- I've been called worse by better people. I like it.
2006-11-18 21:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I don't generally stoop to their level if it's getting ugly. Just bow out.
2006-11-18 21:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by mebbe_sew_mebbe_knot 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋