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go to a mental doctor

2006-11-18 13:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by Briana 3 · 1 0

It would only be fair, as many times as I have slept next to the toilet, because of a night of heavy drinking. The least I could do would be to comfort my poor, scared toilet.

2006-11-18 21:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0 0

I have looked at you past questions and you seem to ask or make comments a lot about TOILETS could it be because you are full of crap! get a life! and stop wasting the time of people who really what to help others.

2006-11-18 21:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make sure it's anchored to the floor tight. If you're hung over and are worshiping the porcelain bowl then sleep in the bathtub that way you'll be close.

2006-11-18 21:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0 0

I tuck it in nice and snuggle beside me, there's no greater tragedy in this world i believe is when someone neglects the toilet. Its a shame. Poor things.

2006-11-18 21:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0 0

Call the plumber because there would be something wrong. I hope my toilet does not put me through that. LOL

2006-11-18 22:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

Tell the refrigerator to move over and pull the covers up tight. And also tell the TV to stop snoring. It keeps my pants up.

2006-11-18 21:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 1 0

dont make it sleep with you at night, go sleep ON it. just try not to crap on it cause then you will scare it even more.

2006-11-18 21:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by hockeyangelofdeath 2 · 0 0

Get a night light for the potty ...

2006-11-19 04:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0 0

Go to a psychologist. Get medication. If that doesn't work, I recommend moving.

2006-11-18 21:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0 0

Shove it up ur *** and hope that by tomorrow the police haven't taken u away to the mental hospital for being so dumb as to asking this f****ed up question.

2006-11-18 21:28:59 · answer #11 · answered by krazykat 5 · 1 1

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