2006-11-18 11:13:54 · 23 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Certainly not the craziest,but I went to Burger King today to order some food for myself and some friends.Two items were hamburgers.The girl at the checkout said "let me check and see if we have any meat".I was like what the ****.She came back and told me they in fact had no meat for burgers,but she could make me some chicken.True story,happened on County Line rd in Jackson NJ.
I have some other things I could tell you but they're much too sexually explicit to detail on this site.
2006-11-18 11:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by joecseko 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, I'm Ugly Del. I came to see your Mustang."
He was a dj I'd made a request from the evening before, it was 3 in the morning, and I STILL don't know how he knew where I lived or who I was! It was way before caller ID was normal, and I hadn't called from home, didn't even have a phone at the house, I was calling from work. And I hadn't given him my name...just a nickname, Kitty. Forever after (and we dated a year or so off and on) he called me Kitty Litter.
2006-11-18 19:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Your so cute" was the craziest thing someone said to me
another crazy thing someone said to me a long time ago was "I'm crazy for coco puffs" for no reason at all.
2006-11-18 19:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mysteriousfiend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day while working on the mental health unit I approached a patient standing there with his hand buried in his shirt. I introduced myself and to my suprise he said "I'm Napolean"! Who told you that you're Napolean? I asked; His answer surprised me as he stated; Jesus Christ did! All of a sudden from the other side of the room another patient ran over and stood right in front of us and loudly proclaimed; "I did not!"
2006-11-18 19:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by G-Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it was recently. I was getting ready to go on board this really neat ship, the Spirit of Norfolk and waiting for my date to come back after he registered us when two couples were behind me and sorta tipsy...one of the couples were celebrating their wedding. We were sorta joking and talking and one of the ladies misheard me and asked me "Did you have sex with a midget?" I am like what?! I never said anything about midgets or sex really...now that was funny!
2006-11-18 19:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guy found out that i could do a split and the asked me to marry him
2006-11-18 19:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dakotah D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was at boot camp, my RDC asked me if I'd ever seen a goose get punched in the neck. When I told him no, he asked me if I'd like to see one get punched in the neck. Well, I just didn't know what to say to that one!
2006-11-18 19:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my friends were coming out of the mall and this guy said look at these beautiful ladies I'll hold the door for you and I'm only charging a quarter can i get mines. me and my friends laughed in his face and kept it movin
2006-11-18 19:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone once told me that my skin tasted like beef wellington.. I was a little weirded out by that so I stopped seeing him.
2006-11-18 19:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A homeless looking guy with two swords and several knives in his belt told me that UFO's were watching us.
2006-11-18 19:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by hankthecowdog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋