not that i need to know or anything just want to know
2006-11-18 11:06:24 · 12 answers · asked by Josh 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Small Business
I heard that pigs are a great source to rid yourself of a body.
i think the only thing they dont eat are the teeth..
Although i wouldnt know first hand.
2006-11-18 11:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by A Lady Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a funeral director, so are we talking about how to legally dispose of a body, or how to make a body "disappear." I believe in traditional burial in the ground with a good high quality burial vault. I do not want six or more tons of earth crushing me and a ton of bugs eating me. A good vault prevents that. Now, if you wanted to make someone disappear. There are really only two good ways. One, is to take the body on a boat and go out a few miles in the ocean. Wrap the entire body in chains and weights. Before you push it over, make a lot of cuts in it so the little creatures in the ocean can into it and eat it up. Number two, find a way to get into a cemetery so no one notices you. Find a freshly dug grave. Next to the grave put some sheets on the ground and shovel the earth out of the grave. dig down about three or four feet and toss in the body. Then fill the grave back up. If you do it correctly, no one will notice. Who would go looking for a body in a cemetery?
2006-11-18 19:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tie the person to afew cement blocks rent a boat bring the body as far out into the water as you can and drop them in. works best in ocean and if you do a figure 8 with the rope or chain around the neck and each leg or around each arm leg and neck
2006-11-18 19:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by topgunpilot22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is your question posted in the Small Business section? I take it you didn't study your field previous to opening your busniness??? Well good luck .. was it a friend or an annoying neighbor?
2006-11-18 22:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by 1021 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
having a bad hair day hons , feel like throwing somebody out of a 22 story window hons and yelling out have a nice landing hons?? flinging dishes in the air hons?? boy friend problems hons?? thats the best way hons toos them out a 22 story window hons--
2006-11-18 19:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Land feild
2006-11-18 19:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by momo 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no best way. Any thing you do leaves evidence.
2006-11-18 19:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by hunterentertainment 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem with answering this question is that it seems I may be aiding and abetting a potential illegal activity
2006-11-18 19:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
drag it into the police station & say here have this body
2006-11-18 19:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by timmytrunks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best place is middle of the pacific ocean
2006-11-18 19:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by tweet 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋