My little sister is pregnant. Her doctor recommended that she go out and buy an umbilical cord for the baby to feed off of but "wasn't at liberty" to tell her where to buy one. She wants to try to find one that isn't too old and is still sanitary so that she can insert it into her uterus without any problems. Is there a cheap place on line or a Best Buy where she can buy one that is sanitary for the unborn baby?? Help please!
2006-11-18 08:01:50 · 10 answers · asked by flushing06 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
OK, so these are on the black market. You need to go to a back alley on a suspicious looking street and be sure to bring along your own personal collection of whips and chains because you just might need them. Ask for the guy named Dr. you can't miss him because he has a hook for a hand and wears an eye patch. He can put you in touch with a few sellers. This is the most sanitary guy I know. I used him for my last two babies and they turned out just fine.
Good Luck!
2006-11-19 04:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by beanietara 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now a days some garden hoses are treated with anti microbial so mold will not grow on the plastic.
Cut a piece from this to the length you need,
and it will be plenty wide enough for the baby to get food down its gullet.
What kind of doctor is your sister seeing ?
Witch doctor ?
Excellent imagination on your part :)
2006-11-18 08:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by r_e_a_l_miles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, congratulations! When I was pregnant, I brought my umbilical cord for $19.95 at Home Depot. That's the cheapest you're going to find for a new one. Good luck.
2006-11-18 08:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by Bmenace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i idea it replaced into extra interesting once you wrote it this way: "I purely realized very last week that i'm pregnant with my second toddler. My ob/gyn has suggested me to reinsert my previous umbilical twine from my first being pregnant into my uterus so as that my unborn toddler may have something to feed off of. He says that that is more convenient and fit on the toddler than waiting for a clean twine to augment. i favor my unborn toddler to have a healthful snack even as growing interior of my uterus. could I stuff this umbilical twine with small products of unpolluted fruit so as that my toddler could have a well-being snack, or could I purely go away it as is?"
2016-11-29 06:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by jaffar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look you really need to come up with something better than the old umbilical cord gag!!this is like the 5 time youve posted it and its getting old!!get a life already!!
2006-11-18 09:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by these r my people 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually if you walk down the street turn on the right corner and the house that is the 5th one down...they sell it.
2006-11-18 08:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by Poetic Jezebel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Circuit City may be a good place to start.
2006-11-18 08:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Blondi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
2006-11-18 08:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by poisongirl6485 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding?!? That's just not right . . .
2006-11-18 08:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur kidding right?
2006-11-18 08:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by elmsity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋