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Get a bottle of whisky, pour half on your friends mouth the other on yours, get a pair of pliers, heat them until they glow red, then once they cool down and you are both pissed, get the pliers and get the bullet out!! Don't forget to pour a little of alcohol in the wound.

2006-11-18 12:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by damari_8 4 · 1 0

well tels see there are two or three ways to do this..
1. Kidnap a doctor and force him to do the job (not recommended)
2. read a book found in the library "how it treat a gunshot wound without going to the emergency room" (and die from the infections you get)
3. do not get shot in the first place ( this is my favorite)
the 4th. but it is not very nice it is called..
just die...

2006-11-18 07:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by red 3 · 0 1

Your better off taking an arrow......breaking off the pointed end then using the stick to push into the wound...then grit your teeth and push real hard untill the bullet pops out the other side. That way you dont have to spoil a good pair of tongs.

2016-03-29 00:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kind of a weird question. Do they not want to go to the hospital coz they did something illegal/bad/wrong...?? If you do get a gunshot wound i would go straight to the hospital - if it isnt treated i could get infected and could get worse.

2006-11-18 07:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

These people are all WRONG. You have to get lots of whiskey or something, get him half drunk so he doesn't feel as much pain. Get a pocket knife and extract the bullet. Tear up some clothes and apply it to the wound to stop the blood flow. Elevate the wounded limb above the heart so not as much blood flows to it. Good luck Neo.

2006-11-18 08:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dan 5 · 1 1

Haha! I'm glad you added it was for a friend. I had visions of you huddled over your PC typing that with a head wound.

Call ya gangster mates and get the number of a dodgy 'ask no questions' doctor.

2006-11-18 07:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ah! 5 · 0 2

The French invented a great little machine, it ends all pain immediately... you may feel a little pinch...

They call it the guillotine, try it on yourself first; if it works, your friend can be next.

Better yet, ask a cop...

2006-11-18 07:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

chop your head off then you wont feel the pain. Then get a freind to drop you and your head to the emergency room asap

2006-11-18 07:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2 2

not sure on that one lol would you like me to email Clint Eastwood, he has had many gun shot wounds.

2006-11-18 07:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1 0

Oops, better get the Absinthe out :-)

2006-11-18 07:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 1 0

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