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Suppose Father Christmas had booked the weekend and was going to take you shopping to buy your Christmas present. It would be polite to have a present for him from you, right? So what are you going to get for Father Christmas?

2006-11-18 07:16:54 · 28 answers · asked by Tertia 6 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

Well... based on your answers there are some ppl who have just voted themselves off his list. I was thinking more along the lines of port and stilton..... I think an inflatable reindeer might prove difficult to wrap.

2006-11-18 19:03:04 · update #1

28 answers

After a long night laughing and delivering presents etc, Santa would probably appreciate a nice large brandy, on the new comfy deluxe leather chair I would get him. Now he can relax on boxing day with his feet up supping on his brandy knowing his job for the year is done.

2006-11-18 23:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by mabono5 2 · 0 0

If with all the sherry and brandy he beverages he manages to get to my sons residing house it really is all that concerns to his little recommendations ha ha. As for me i'm continually naughty yet this three hundred and sixty 5 days I did some very very rude issues so i'm not getting something yet i'm satisfied besides. Merry xmas xx

2016-11-29 06:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A nice holiday somewhere warm where he can rest in the sun all day away from all the Christmas stress.

2006-11-18 10:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by sanny 4 · 2 0

Mother Christmas and a life

2006-11-18 09:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bajanqt 3 · 0 1

I would get him some hair dye,for his beard and hair to make him more trendy.I would kit him out in a nice suit and nice shoes.I would buy him a GPS system so he could find my house alot quicker.

2006-11-18 21:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Darren S 1 · 1 0

Some painkillers to ease the pain from all that running around, carrying that massive beard and laughing constantly..

A little puppy to be his companion.

2006-11-18 07:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by swish 4 · 2 0

A new set of non farting reindeer, regulations insist that transport emissions should be cut to save the world, why should Santa be exempt.

2006-11-18 07:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

A nice cup of tea and a monoslipper
He needs to start to relax in his old age

2006-11-18 07:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by melodybungle 3 · 5 0

i would get him a computer so it would be a copy and paste from the good list to the naughty list or visa verse. Instead of wasting time scribbling and writing.

2006-11-18 07:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by claireclaire1984 3 · 2 1

I would book him a spa break, where he can go and be pampered, have his beard shaven off (temporarily) so that nobody recognises him or pesters him.

2006-11-18 07:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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