What is the Quickest way to Get Marijuna out of your System?

Answer 1

Not to smoke it

Answer 2

NO Cranberry juice it only cleanses your bladder. It does not cleanse your system of pot. Go to your local smoke shop (head shop) and ask if they have a 7-day body cleanser it is made by Strip or Purify, those are two of the best body cleansers out there that I have experienced. It will cleanse your body in 7 days and it will be cleansed of it for good and drink plenty of water (without viniger) The sweatting thing is allright.

Answer 3

Hey Glyines: what is wrong with people here?? You ask how to get marijuana out of your system and they all give you a lecture on what you should and shouldnt do. There is nothing wrong in smoking marijuana.. people are weird man, they re all geeky conformists. Anyways, how to get rid of it. You can't, because THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) is lypophillic, meaning it is fat soluble and it is stored in the fat in the liver cells. That take around 40 days to get rid of. So despite being inactive it can still be detected in a good test.

Answer 4

Workout and drink LOADS and LOADS of water. And when i say loads, I mean like a gallon a day. You want to filter out as much as you possibly can, and sweating and peeing are the two ways that happens.

Also, drink pickle juice. The vinegar is great for cleaning it out as well.

DO NOT DO THE BLEACH thing, that is SICK and disgusting!!!

Answer 5

well its really unsafe.But when I was stuck it worked. i tryed everything to get clean besides stayin sober. That was not a choice before. And if i failed one more UA I was going to jail so first you have to think about it logically marijuna is stored in fat cells so the bigger you are the longer it takes or the more it takes. and the more you smoke the longer it takes. Which made no sense cause i am not a big girl. so yeah... a friend of mine told me that this works and i tryed it and it cleaned my urine out but you cant get rid of it in your blood stream. BE CAREFUL!!! THIS WILL MAKE YOU SICK!!

You take two capfuls of clorox bleach,
a packet of purple kool aid
half a gallon of water
add sugar to taste.

YOU WILL PUKE!
and it will burn when you pee.
otherwise you can try water.. lots of water. right before your test and you will pee straight water. so throw in a couple glasses of orange juice so it still has color. (like 2 gallons of water)
or some people say the urine clean things work i have bought 3 dif kinds none worked for me. and they say they have money back guarentees but it doesnt work like that.
Niacin.
lots of coffe but that is the same as water
or if you are just worried about peeing it is easiest to dip a q tip in bleach and pee on that cause that makes it undetectible too

Answer 6

Drink lots of water and take some herbal pills that cleanse you. Can't remember the name of the one I used, but the letters on the box were in a funky print in neon green. They sell it at GNC, and it works. Trust me ;)

Answer 7

ok the THC in your body IS NOT WATER SOLUBLE, so drinking water or any other kinds of liquids wont help. the best way I have always done it was to stop smoking and exercise, sweat, and go on a diet to loose weight. The THC stores in your fat cells, you have to rid your body of fat. and if you have to take a test soon. well your kinda screwed. there are other ways, but it can be really dangerous.

Answer 8

Go to a juice stop and get some wheetgrass out in two days.

Answer 9

time.....anyone that says anything else, drinking mixes, clean out kits, etc is feeding you a line a mile long and wants your cash.

takes average 30 days depending on how much done, how often done and for how long done.

Answer 10

Goldenseal. It is a blood purifier. And drink lots of water.

Answer 11

drink agallon of water about 45 min before testing( so that u only piss out highly diluted urine) and take a couple vitamin B12 tablets about 30 minutes before testing ( to color your urine yellow)