2006-11-18 05:29:17 · 16 answers · asked by Alex m 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
None, he has been arrested for chucking wood at Charles (aka Chuck )and there have been large demonstrations against the woodchuck chucking wood at Chuck so the wood chuck has chucked it all and decided to go with a new career after he has changed his identity. He now goes by the name Peter .
2006-11-18 15:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by DRAGON LADY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would not chuck any wood. Why would he bother to chuck wood?. Who chucks wood.? No body....we all have the capability to chuck wood, but you won't see me chucking wood. Get over it.
2006-11-18 05:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by toe poe gee gee oh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the complete riddle:
it goes: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?
he'd chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-11-19 07:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Shayde 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None.
Think about this for a second....
How big is the wood?
How big is a woodchuck?
Do you think a woodchuck can chuck wood?
No. I didn't think so either.
Now say that really,really,fast.
2006-11-18 07:25:22 · answer #4 · answered by Chief 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a fifth of the wood, I'm guessing. It depends on what sized wood we're talking about.
2006-11-18 10:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
47 3/4
2006-11-18 05:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten Toucans took two tin cans to two talking Toucans till the two talking Toucans told the ten Toucans with the two tin cans to take them away again!
Or - what noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
2006-11-18 05:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he couldent chuck any the woodpile went up in flames ten minutes ago
2006-11-18 05:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the third time this question has been on in as many weeks. Can't you find something original to ask?
2006-11-18 05:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say about as many tonnes as a pheasant plucker's son could pluck of pheasants if he plucked pheasants till the pheasant-plucking's done
2006-11-18 05:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋