Why has posh spice not been honoured for being the worlds most beautiful women?

Question

After single handley making the spice girls the greatest musical phenomenon on earth, with her stunning vocal talent, then unbelievably making david beckham the greatest footballing talent ever even better than marradona and pele combined. With her flawless complexion she never wears makeup you know, and natural buxom breasts no silicon here people, and her natural medditeran tangerine complexion due in part to her italian blood, she is probably the most stunning looking women to grace gods earth ever. Surely this should be acknowledged with maybe the united nations striking a special award and building a 50 foot statue that should be erected at their new york HQ.

Answer 1

LOL As if her ego needs more boosting.

Answer 2

You really should have a look at a few more of the women who, as you put it "grace gods earth". She is undeniably quite attractive, but veers to the anorexic-looking most of the time. There are infinitely better looking women than her in the celebrity world, and even strolling down High Street, Anytown, UK, will show females who would outdo her in the beauty and general appearance stakes (and especially if given her spending power!). And she is famous for saying "I've never read a book in my life", so not exactly some one who shines in the intellectual sense, either. In other words, she is a bit on the vacuous side - but fortunately, like a lot of us, she has managed to find a suitable partner who matches her in taste and outlook. But as for her being responsible for creating the "...greatest musical phenomenon on earth...". I am sure 'The Beatles', J S Bach and Frederick Chopin might possibly rival the Spice Girls somewhat!!

Answer 3

If you're responsible for the Beckhams' success, then that explains a lot about how they've turned out.

David is now an England has-been, & Victoria's a fashion desgner. If you'd had any bright ideas, they'd be a couple of intelligent humans, instead of scraping a living from the next thing that comes along & the occasional tabloid entry.

Answer 4

Finally someone has said what we've all been thinking. Who is behind the conspiracy stopping Posh's ascendancy to super-model status? Probably the same people who shamelessly block Dubya's shot at the Nobel Peace Prize.

Answer 5

Post this on Tony Blairs website, He is desparate for anything to deflect attention from what he is up to. I can see it now, exclusive to a Rupert Murdoch outlet near you, cue Blair...

'Honestly, being honest in a very real sense she is kinda like the totally beautifullest person in pop music and her kinda sorta achievements make me feel very humble and proud and big and kinda small and I dedicate this new monument in Spice Square to her eternal memory and consign this old one armed geezer to the gravel factory in the name of progress, education and spending more than the last government on err.. Kinda... err.. y'know..."

Brings a tear to the eye.

Answer 6

I think shes great, and david owes a lot to her as shes the one who has got him where he is today, All those people out there bitching about her are just jealous! Shes a queen in her own right and she dosen't have an eatting disorder, look at pictures in the past shes telling the truth when shes says she is naturally thin.
She is a lovely women!

Answer 7

Because all of the other beautiful (but not quite as beautiful as PS) women would feel left out. Their feelings would get hurt, and we can't have that.
So we shall have to stay in the shadows (for now!), for the good of all.

Answer 8

Perhaps the Queen will abdicate in favour of The Peoples' Queen?

Answer 9

who is this posh spice, and who are the spice girls, I'm sorry I am getting on in years, and I am a little bit out of touch

Answer 10

are you a real person, the person that made the spice girls had to be mel c she was the only one that could sing well.
as for vikky ewll dont even go there boring!!!!!

Answer 11

My wife is much more beautiful than Victoria and she is more natural, she's 54 and not got a single wrinkle or drooping boobs everyone thinks she's years younger than she is.