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I let one rip at my aunt's funeral. It was an extremely loud, wet fart. I should've known better than to eat sauerkraut earlier that day. I thought it was going to be a silent fart, but there was alot more to it than I expected, & I could hear people snicker all around me afterwards.

2006-11-18 12:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Cracklin' Crotch 2 · 1 0

Oy yeah. All the time. I like to cut one in the elevator. That way people will have to absorb the sweet aroma with nowhere to run.

2006-11-18 04:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by neilinhp 3 · 1 0

No, but at my niece's christening my 4 year old nephew trumpeted like a bull elephant in the church and the entire congregation turned and looked at me.

2006-11-18 04:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by steven b 4 · 1 0

All the time, just to watch other peoples expressions. Then comment loud enough for all to hear, "what doesn't pay rent must out".

2006-11-18 04:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by God all Mighty 3 · 1 0

I did at the OB/gyn when I was pregnant , I blamed it on the baby putting pressure against my bowels lol ...

2006-11-18 04:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

My husband does every time he goes to his doctors surgery.....they have learnt to make themsleves scarce when they know he is coming......(for the record i NEVER go to the doctors with him, that should tell you how badly they stink!)

2006-11-18 04:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 1 0

yes. THey were silent though. It smelled really bad. Fortunately no one was sitting next to me.

2006-11-18 04:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

chiropractors office . they nurse had to go get the lemon scent room deoderizer ;)

2006-11-18 04:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

dozens of times

2006-11-18 04:42:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yes

2006-11-18 04:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Azliah a.k.a T.I'S WIFEY 2 · 1 0

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