I mean as a queryer and reciever of information relevant to me.
2006-11-18 03:44:04 · 16 answers · asked by John 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Why this obsession with the internet? Seems rather cold & impersonal. I'd rather be at one with nature.
Watch the movie "Lawnmower Man" maybe you can become the internet...didn't end too well for him though...
2006-11-18 04:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by amp 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before you can become one you must know what the Internet is, a net like a fishing net for catching inters , ah , but what is an inter, it must be the opposite of an outer ,............think on .... use the force on the outernet you will become a fish and only then will you understand.
2006-11-18 04:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by va-va 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a nice 24x7 Unlimited bandwidth Dsl....And a system with morethan 1 gb ram & processor above 3 Ghz.....
2006-11-18 04:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a direct neural interface hooked up to a link-bundled OC-192 connection.
2006-11-18 04:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send your search-bots to obedience school and put your search-engines on enhanced, upgraded maintenance schedules. Flog your parameters if they become surly. Feed your input devices with only the choicest bits and bytes.
2006-11-18 03:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by mailrick12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit in front of the monitor and chant, OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM.
In about 2 days you and the internet should be as one.
And remember the Buddhist monk who went to the hot dog stand and said, "Make me one with everything."
2006-11-18 03:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by jcboyle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush has revised all that. Now you need to become two with the "internets."
2006-11-18 04:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by john s 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get in tune with the Karmic vibrations.
2006-11-18 03:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one with the internet.
2006-11-18 03:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by producer_vortex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the force, grasshopper. Live long and prosper.
2006-11-18 03:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by pupcake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋