I heard that Americans are having a huge problem being overweight, and I wanted to help. You see, I am a bit of a hero, I like to help people, all while I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume. As you can imagine, it is the most inspirational thing ever. I put on my Jar Jar costume and went to my local gym to help people. I ran up to some guy who was lifting weights and yelled in his face, then I started pulling the weights out of his hand. I stood behind three fat women who were on treadmills and called them names and told them they would never be attractive, so I can inspire them to work harder. Then I did a dance and started screaming Jar Jar quotes at the top of my lungs. Everyone was staring. It looked like people has dry skin so I started squirting hand lotion on people. Everyone was yelling at me, and the man who worked at the gym tried to throw me out, but I broke loose and ran all around the gym screaming and pushing people. They canceled my gym membership, can I sue?
2006-11-18 02:50:24 · 2 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture