One of mine is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail "your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"
2006-11-18 02:32:12 · 9 answers · asked by tigerlily_catmom 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
From Monty Python's Flying Circus-
We would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme. It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed political time-servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor indeed do we intend that viewers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive.
We are sorry if this impression has come across.
2006-11-18 04:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mothra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
It's just a wafer thin mint!
Yes, Dragon loves Monty Python. She has the whole BBC series on DVD.
2006-11-18 10:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favourite Python thing is not a quote, it's a moment.
The fish slapping dance is about the greatest sketch ever written, yet it doesn't have any words.
There's just something fantastically silly about a guy in shorts and a pith helmet dancing and slapping another guy around the face with fish.
2006-11-18 18:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
from Holy Grail - The Taunting Frenchmen are soooooo funny
"you humble wipers of other peoples' bottoms - I fart in you general direction: (said with a French accent, of course
and
"your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" (also said in a French accent
2006-11-18 10:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by goddess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sir Galahad the Chaste: "Camelot!"
Sir Lancelot :"Camelot!"
(Song intervenes)
King Arthur: "Let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place."
Patsy the porter: "It's only a model!"
2006-11-18 10:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by The Mystic One 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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i'm so sorry i gave you my message like this because you're not allowing e-mails.
i would like to get to know you more if you want to.
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2006-11-18 20:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Spam Sketch
Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
2006-11-19 16:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by warehaus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Do you have 'A Sale of Two Titties' By Darles Chickens?"
2006-11-18 10:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's the exact quote i was going to put down....
2006-11-18 10:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋