which Real Life stories magazine will give me the most cash for my story?
2006-11-18 02:31:53 · 25 answers · asked by Gordonsnan 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
it was a quicky vegas funeral
and matters have got worse because his mom has just asked me for the recipe for that fantastic stew. which is ironic since her son's name was stu.
2006-11-18 02:41:13 · update #1
i made an announcement to everyone and they tried to kill me but that's only because they liked the taste of human so much they wanted to eat another one.
to get out of it, i simply cut off everyone's left arm so everyone could eat but no-one would die!
2006-11-18 04:04:06 · update #2
i am laughing so much, can you e-mail me some more of those stories. i beg of you, that has made my day!
2006-11-18 02:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by DONNAIS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Police Weekly
2006-11-18 10:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know whether to laugh at the question or the answers, but i guess if this is your way of playing. Boy you are a little morbid. Yet if you actually did this, then you are more than just a little morbid. Buddy, or girlfriend please let us know where you live and I'm pretty sure there will be a few good folks PITCH FORKING their way over to your house.
i really hope i don't see you HANGING around anywhere....
2006-11-18 10:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Sassymama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do hope he was a vegetarian
its always good to get your vitamins and healthy food from a friend
no repeat i hope
and to wash it down I would have had bulls blood great little red wine
one question what did you bury or burn at the funeral
when I say burn I didn't mean him
2006-11-18 13:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by SH1T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact the Jerry Springer show.
2006-11-18 10:35:33 · answer #5 · answered by Michael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What sort of dishes did you prepare and did you grind the bones down first to make some sort of paste?
2006-11-18 10:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by BOO! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 'I stole Mz.thang's (see her reply to this question) sense of humour, and I'm blackmailing her for it's return' ??!!
You'll get your story in print (kerching), plus the blackmail money from Mz.thang!!
2006-11-18 10:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u need help. badly. contact the police. they will get u in the end anyway....y wud u murder ur best m8?? and serving his remains to his family....thats sick....and i bet they will be sick....i hope this is a joke cuz if its not...well i'm worried....
2006-11-18 11:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try food and drink, they might be interested in the cooking styles and ingredients!
2006-11-18 10:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've sent your details to the police
2006-11-18 11:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by KOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋