2006-11-18 02:31:19 · 17 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
True story.Former co-worker of mine, a real seedy character, had a taste for hookers. The cheap kind. He bragged that he once did one in an alley and had no condom, so he used one of those blue plastic grocery bags.
I kid you not.
2006-11-19 01:35:48 · answer #1 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want to stay STD-free and not become a parent, buy a box of condoms. While you CAN substitute other things, that doesn't mean that you SHOULD. What happened to the days when every boy's wallet had a ring-shaped bulge in it from the condom he never got to use but hoped to, some day?
2016-05-22 00:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sledge hammer. To beat yourself over the head with.
Really? Seriously? You wanna risk using something that isn't tested? Like what? Saran wrap?
I don't mean to be mean, but just go out and buy the damn condoms already.
2006-11-18 02:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You might be a redneck if..."
You decide to use a common household item as a condom.
2006-11-18 02:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sorry but you cant subsutite a condom, my sister says that how she got her first daughter says she and her husband used a glad baggie, ut oh..
2006-11-18 02:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In ancient times, they would use freshly slaughtered pig or sheep intestines...
2006-11-18 18:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sandwhich bag and a staple gun.
2006-11-18 02:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A balloon?
2006-11-18 02:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by epbr123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really gross man nobody wants to no about ur condoms
2006-11-19 03:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by davidtidaback@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
saran wrap and rubberband lol...rubber gloves?? balloons? why not just go buy some? they aren't that expensive!
2006-11-18 02:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by jamie_0778 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋