A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling
fan. "
2006-11-18 02:13:44 · 30 answers · asked by lil_angel 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
LMAO!!that was some joke,chum...that really cheered me up...lol..thanks for sharing it with us..
2006-11-18 02:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by ??????? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since when can bushes lie?
2006-11-18 13:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that true ? No air conditioning in heaven ? Yeesh, that's another plan up the creek.
2006-11-18 02:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-18 02:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one, I'll have to remember it. Thanx, zizou_rocks
2006-11-18 04:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one>>>>LOL
2006-11-18 08:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Juventina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Witty, very Witty!
2006-11-18 14:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by sushibabes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear!wot a joke!gr8 joke!
thnx a lot zizou_rocks!
2006-11-18 02:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny...i did find myself laughing
2006-11-18 02:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, it's funny cause it's true ^_^
2006-11-18 07:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by hannan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋